liberalfartsdegree:

list of things im handling well currently

1.

amazedher:

Dude where’s my lighter

Oh wait its on my lap

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees

definitely

do not

get paid

enough

for

this

shit

they are sick of your nonsense

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

grumpdiary:

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

unordinary-girl:

just because a girl is bitchy doesn’t mean she’s on her period maybe she just doesn’t fucking like you or you’re being an annoying little shit

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle